Welcome to the first grade High Mountainous Nudist Beach!
By Alex Trubachev (Alexclimb)
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Mountain programs in Caucasus (Elbrus, Ushba, Shkhara, Dykh-Tau) of the seasons 2000-2005 were developed and realized by AlexClimb Mountain Climbing School.
The climbing equipment was granted by C.A.M.P.
This summer, in the most remote corner of the Central Caucasus, a solemn opening of the highest alpine
nudist beach in the world was held. This event was not noticed by the mass media, the large broadcasting
companies did not send their representatives, and the local
authorities did not send police to control the
crowds. Perhaps because of that, the measure was not spoiled by acts of terrorism, or by heart-rending shouts
of the fighters for public calmness and morals. In short, all passed very peacefully and quietly.
The basic feature and advantage of this place is an abundance of possibilities for getting a sunburn.
It may be a classical golden sunburn, a pink or cream-coloured sunburn, and all gradations of chocolate.
It is possible to get one without special efforts and to have that nice baked crispiness, but it is a special
kind of fun for advanced users. The only imperfection noticed by us was a lack of a changing room and some
fault with a pizza delivery.
But these unpleasant impressions were completely made up for by the magnificent
quality of the service, the perfect arrangements and plenty of additional amusements - a Russian sledge, a casino
(open at all hours), iceclimbing, mountain skiing, flights in reality and dream, beautiful chicks with trays of Martini...
Besides all that, the highest level of safety, the absolute absence of idly roaming proletarians, stable good weather -
summing it all up, it is possible to tell that the opening of the High-Mountainous Nudist Beach became an event of truly
global importance, which opens a new page in the history of leisure. Because of the limited number of spaces, you are
required to make an advance booking if you would like to visit the High-Mountain Nudist Beach. Go to the Site of the
organizers - www.alexclimb.com
we can guarantee the presence of available chaise-longues and beautiful chicks only in case
of duly registering them in advance!
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